Dear Future Husband: I Bought a Lawnmower

5/8/18

Dear Future Husband,

I finally, Finally, FINALLY bought a lawn mower. Aren’t you proud of me? You really should be! I mean its almost been a year since my first, and what I’d hope to be my last, lawn mowing experience. I gave up getting TSA pre-check and a flight deal to NYC for it. (So if I don’t have TSA pre-check by the time I meet you then that should probably be your first gift to me, and you owe me a trip to NYC). I hear this lawn mower is a good investment, but I’m not really feelin it.. lol But the grass is getting pretty high. And the dandelions are out of control soooooo come through with the lawn care.

Love,

Your Future Wife

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