Dear Future Husband,
I legit died mowing the lawn just now. Watery itchy eyes. Itchy throat. Snotty nose. I sneezed the ENTIRE time. Which means my eyes were closed while I was pushing the lawnmower (cuz you can’t sneeze with your eyes open. Trust me, I tried. It hurts. Don’t try it. It’s not natural). Which means I’m pretty sure I got some uneven lines, some patches, some bald areas….my grass and I are currently a hot mess (a hotter mess than usual). Just thought I share that with you. Hope you don’t have allergies too. Or if you do, you have money to pay for lawn care 😂.
Your Future Wife.
P.S. The only reason I even mowed the lawn is because the neighbor mowed theirs 3x’s since the last time I mowed. lol
Usually my encounters with cutting grass work best with a mask and prescription grade allergy meds ( the cheap stuff is trash lol)
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I’m definitely gonna have to invest cuz I can’t keep living life like this! lol