My life is a joke. Seriously though lol the things that happen like...its crazy. But we're here today cuz I got ghosted on....again... Ghosted (v.)- When you are talking to a potential significant other or person you're interested in getting to know better and all of a sudden they disappear and your phone calls, text messages, and DM's go unanswered with out an explanation, indefinitely.

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye." -Miss Piggy