Dear Future Husband: Me Vs. Allergies

I legit died mowing the lawn just now. Watery itchy eyes. Itchy throat. Snotty nose. I sneezed the ENTIRE time. Which means my eyes were closed while I was pushing the lawnmower (cuz you can’t sneeze with your eyes open. Trust me, I tried. It hurts. Don’t try it. It’s not natural). Which means I’m pretty sure I got some uneven lines, some patches, some bald areas….my grass and I are currently a hot mess (a hotter mess than usual). Just thought I share that with you. Hope you don’t have allergies too. Or if you do, you have money to pay for lawn care 😂.

Love,
Your Future Wife.